Woman Kills Boyfriend With Her Fat Ass! (No Seriously)

Now this is some real life Norbit shit! I'm not sure exactly why, but I have an obsession with my big boneded (yes BONEDED) sisters. But after hearing this story I might need to leave the Chunky Monkeys of America alone, and settle for one of those light weight chicks tho. Now I'll give dude the benefit of the doubt since he only weighed in at 120 lbs. But I can't help but wonder what the hell he was doing when she plopped her big gigantic ass on him. I mean couldn't he bite her, tickle her, scratch, pull her hair or something? Now I understand that these are usually "bitch moves", but I mean come on! Your life is on the line! That killer instinct is supposed to come out. At any rate I think it's sad that someone lost their life at the hands ass of another. Let this be a lesson to the grown men out there trapped in middle school bodies! Keep you a knife or at least a Little Debbie snack close by at all times (in case of emergency).